La Librea de Tegueste: Tenerife Tradition gets Disneyfied

Once upon a time, in the years following the conquest of the Canary Islands in the name of the crown of Castille, in a lush and verdant valley, where mists caressed the surrounding mountain tops, providing moisture for anything growing there, a settlement began to grow. Over the next hundred years or so the settlement thrived, became a village.

They named the village Tegueste, and its citizens flourished, how could they not in this most favored spot of the archipelago known as The Fortunate Islands? They grew rich and contented, working on the fertile land. They grew potatoes, maize, all manner of fruit and vegetables and from their vineyards came some of the fine Canary wines so loved in mainland Europe. They built a church and a schoolhouse, and wanted for nothing. When the official army was withdrawn, they formed a citizens’ militia to protect the area.

Though the archipelago was under the protection of the Crown of Spain, there were many who tried to claim the islands. Rich as the land was in timber and abundant as the crops were which sprang from its volcanic soil, it was viewed with jealousy by other nations, and targeted by pirates, both those sanctioned by envious countries, and opportunists.

The island became a great trading center, poised between three continents, the old Europe, the new worlds across the Atlantic, and the mysterious and unknown continent of Africa. Ships arrived on its shores from all the great trading nations, from Britain and Holland and Portugal, and ships returning from the shores of the new lands in the Caribbean and the newly explored Americas stopped on their way home.

In the hundred years or so spanning roughly the mid 16th to the mid 17th century, Europe was in the grip of a terrible plague, the Black Death. Thousands upon thousands of lives were lost, and it was inevitable that, despite being almost 1,000 miles from mainland Europe, the disease would find its way to the islands via the frequent ships which visited.

All around Tegueste the folk of other townships and communities began to fall victim to the plague. The close-knit community began to dread that it would sooner or later find its way into their corner of paradise, and so they appealed to Our Lady of Remedies (Nuestra Señora de los Remedios or Nuestra Señora del Soccorro) to envelope their community in her protection, so that they would be immune to the spread of the Black Death. And – thus it was, though in surrounding areas people died, the pueblo of Tegueste was spared.

It was the miracle for which they’d prayed, and so every year thereafter, which is now more than 400, the feast day of Our Lady of Remedies is celebrated in the village with passion and gratitude.

That’s the real story, in as much as the myths of religion constitute real stories. I’d been told that boats and pirates featured heavily in this celebration, and I was very curious as to why, given that Tegueste is, apparently, the only “landlocked” municipality in the Canary Islands – that’s as landlocked as anywhere could be on a small island. It has no coastal boundary at all. It’s surrounded by other municipalities, though it was a part of La Laguna back in history. I’d seen the “boats” at the romeria in La Laguna, and I’d heard that they attack the village – hmmm, that was what I couldn’t figure out – how could pirates assail a landlocked town?!

The feast day of Our Lady of Remedies was Friday of last week, and on an island overflowing with celebrations and fiestas, this, I can now report, was the pinnacle – the best I’ve ever seen. It will give you an idea of the quality and scope of the event if I tell you that it occurs only once every three years, or at least the festival known as La Librea only happens every three years.

Cristina was the only friend able to make what we knew would be a late night, followed by the drive back south. It was slated to begin at 9.30, and scheduled to last around two and half hours. We arrived more than two hours ahead of that to make sure we had parking and a decent view. That was good planning. The parking bit was easy, and I’m sure it must have been nigh impossible afterwards. As we ambled down to the square we passed the famous boats, the same ones I’d seen in La Laguna, only now they had sails, which were exquisitely embroidered with prayers, saintly figures, and island scenes, each boat representing a neighbourhood group or community.

We crossed to the pretty church square to get an idea of what was happening. Fold-up chairs occupied most of it, rising to platform seating at the back, the sort they have for Carnival or street events, and the entire façade of the town hall, opposite had been converted into a castle, a feat worthy of Hollywood. We could have bagged seats when we arrived and had splendid views, as it was we were peckish, and went in search of tapas, and by the time we arrived back in the church square the best seats were taken, but the ones we had were fine. Although there were times when it would have been much nicer to be able to see just what was happening on the main stage, there were two big screens on the inside of the square, and two more on side streets for those who couldn’t find seating inside. It was forbidden to stand, and we soon saw why, what with the constant movement of the pageant and the fireworks!

Remarkably, everything began on time. The pretty strings of lights around the church tower and the square were dimmed. Short scenes from the early days of the hamlet were acted out; almost all of the actors performing very professionally, though nerves were evident once or twice! Scenes happened on the sides of the square as well as on center stage, which meant that everyone really got to see at least something really well. As the tableaux played out, the surrounding streets and the area in front of the “castle” began to fill with people in traditional Canarian dress, and in 17th century costumes, the men who were to form the militia in powered wigs and all, so that from where we sat in the center of the plaza, we began to feel as if we had been taken back in a time machine, and were almost a part of what was happening. I let that wonderful suspension of disbelief envelope me, and gave myself up to the performance.

400 local citizens took part in this marvelous spectacle, everyone in superb costume, and looking as if they were enjoying every second. They strolled the streets, they danced, they sang, they wrestled and when the boats, pulled by those stoic oxen, sashayed down from the side street and onto the scene, they were manned by children in those old-fashioned sailor costumes, looking as if they’d just stepped out of “Bednobs and Broomsticks,” and we all oo’ed and ah’d over how cute they were. Intentional, I presume, that they represented a kind of age of innocence, before the attacks which were to come.

The part I regretted not being able to see in full was the Dance of the Flowers, which is an important part of the festival. In certain areas of the islands maypole dancing is as traditional as it was back in my 50s childhood, though the maypoles I’ve seen have been carried, not static, as the one in our school playground was. The maypole in this dance, however, had rigid struts, wrapped in flowers, in place of ribbons.  All we could see was the top and vague movement of those colorful struts.

When every citizen and group had been granted permission to enter, and all were gathered together, the religious procession began. Those of you who know me, know very well I’m not an aficionada of things pertaining to conventional religious groups, but on an theatrical level, the emergence of the statue of Mary from the church door was quite impressive, beautifully robed and perfectly lit as she was. As she made her way around the surrounding streets, pausing to admire the whirling catherine wheels which were placed in her path,  we were treated to some exceptional musical experiences, most notably a choir which I thought was a professional recording until Cristina dug me in the ribs and nodded her head in their direction. The musical groups are listed in the program, but I have no way of knowing which one it was.

Mary returned to her perch in the church, the fun was about to begin. Lights dimmed even more than before, and the figure of the Captain of the Militia appeared on the battlements. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a boat appeared, now shorn of its pretty sails, and crewed, apparently, by any number of Johnny Depp wanabes. The battle was about to begin, as more boats followed. Me, I was already utterly captivated by everything I’d seen, but this was a scenario straight out of Disney World, and executed just as professionally. Canon blazed, guns roared, orders and epithets were screamed, people hung precariously from masts and it was every bit as exciting as Pirates of the Caribbean. My video, shot with my Blackberry, and from too far away can only give you a wee glimpse.

Finally, the pirates were vanquished, and the boats wearily circled the scene, they were now pulled by men and not by oxen,  and departed. At the beginning sparklers had been distributed, and now was time to light them, as a firm tenor voice launched into the magnificent Ave Maria. Now you don’t have to be religious to enjoy that particular piece of music. It was, in short, a moving few moments.

People began to drift away just then, it was, after all, midnight, but no fiesta here is finished until it is marked by a magnificent firework display, and such an auspicious occasion was clearly going to deserve something special, and so it was. A bravura exhibition of Tenerife’s finest, and let me tell you, and I speak here as a total Disney devotee, displays here rival Disney World, and when they are accompanied by the Hallelujah Chorus, the William Tell Overture and (permit me a smile here because some of those pirates were English) Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance No. 1 they simply ROCK! As one, parting gesture, a shower of sparkling rain turned the church tower into a fountain, and it was almost over.

All I can say about those boats is that you look on it all as poetic licence. Tenerife certainly was subject to pirate attacks (whether they were privateers or simply criminals), so you can look on the representation as speaking of the island in general, or you can look on the boats as metaphors for the disease which threatened the community. Either way, it triumphed and flourished thereafter.

I’m lucky that Cristina likes to drive, which means that I didn’t need to, but I don’t think it was too bad, returning, not tired, but stimulated by the night’s performance. It was well worth the trip, I’d have driven as far again. I know next time won’t be quite the same, because this time, though heard about it, I had no idea just how fabulous it would be, how extremely professional the timing, the acting, the costumes, the lighting would be, nor that we would be sitting for 3 hours. I’d imagined standing. Very few things in life measure up to a first great experience, but maybe in three years’ time I’ll think otherwise!

Of Fiestas and Fireworks

In 23 years I’ve been to quite a few fiestas I guess.  I remember the first one distinctly.  It was in Los Abrigos, back when, to get there, you still had to bump and twist along a  road so narrow it reduced to one lane in places , and when the pathway by the harbor was potholed, and you could pull up and park right outside the restaurant at which you’d chosen to eat.  The locals had been savvy enough to create restaurants from the buildings along that harbor front by then.  I don’t know when the transition from quiet fishing village to “the” place for tourists to eat  fish began, but it was when the now-nearby golf monstrosities were only twinkles in the eyes of greedy developers.  In 1988 no lesser person than Kevin Keegan told me that  his first thought when he arrived in Tenerife was a platter of fresh fish and papas arrugadas in Los Abrigos.

We had arrived in July, and the fiesta there is in September, so we must have very much still been feeling our way around everywhere, when, as we dined right on the roadside, a little procession wound its way past, the men shouldering a religious statue.  It was a scene I’d seen in the South of France and in movies, so I understood what it was, though we were absolutely knocked out by the firework display which followed the mass and the blessing of the seas.  That was something quite remarkable to our northern European eyes.

Looking back, I’m surprised how low key the celebrations must have been for us to be taken by surprise by the procession.  Today’s Los Abrigos fiestas are much grander affairs, with a firework display which packs the Promenade, sardine-fashion,  with hundred of locals, residents and tourists, who have easy access from the smooth road constructed some years back, and which, effectively, put Los Abrigos “on the map” I guess.    The Sunday procession is still a fairly quiet affair,  but visitors to the nightly verbenas, or open-air dances, in the church square party till the wee small hours throughout the week to the latest pop music or salsa……as I found out when I lived there!  The village is far too small for anyone not to be affected by the noise!

Procession in Los Abrigos four years ago

For a while that was my impression of local fiestas – a few, die-hard religious people shouldering the statues and shouting “Viva whoever” as they paraded along the street, great firework displays (arriving in Disney World for the first time the only disappointment was the firework displays – not that they were inferior to Tenerife, just about the same), and lots of boozing and dancing.  Romerias, as distinct from fiestas, seemed much more traditional, interesting and photogenic.  Over the years I learned about different fiestas and romerías (and am not 100% sure what the difference is),  some of which I’ve now seen, some of which I’ve seen on tv and some of which I’ve only heard stories.  I know that each different celebration of each town or village has its own style, its own personality, and I know that, as the years pass, they evolve, they have changed in my time here.  I guess Los Abrigos, having been such a tiny place, well, didn’t really have much in the way of tradition.

Traditional Romería Arona 3 years ago

Fiestas in other places have become commercialized, most notably, of course, in Los Cristianos, where it was years before I understood the real traditions behind the wonderful firework display there. Ex-pats and tourists think is put on just for them, and  like to mumble and grumble about things “not starting on time” here.  Maybe that’s inevitable, Los Cristianos sold its soul years ago.

You have to pity El Médano in a way.  In some villages now decorations for fiesta are much more extravagant than here, but the almost constant wind can make “short work” of almost anything they put up!

At any rate, I was undecided about going to the El Médano fiesta this weekend, but a trot down to the market on Saturday morning, seeing the preparations in the town square, the portabars, festoons and lively atmosphere, which was already in the air,  prompted me, and later that evening I arrived just in time to see the statue of Our Lady (don’t ask me which one) being shouldered along the street by the square, being taken to her ringside seat for the fireworks.  The truth is that, although there were hundreds of folk there, most of them were there for the firework display. Whilst the procession was winding its way along the streets, most of them were at the fair, buying cotton candy and hotdogs, or throwing back a quick beer, although the rides on the street side did dim their lights and tone down their music as the parade passed.

What really prompted me to go was to take some snaps of the fireworks. For the hours I put into the course at the beginning of the year, and for the time I’ve had, I’ve really just totally neglected photography as a hobby.  It’s just been a way to record where I’ve been, and I could have done that just as well with my beloved, little Nikon Coolpix.  This was my first opportunity to photograph fireworks, and I was surprised to find a decent place on the beach, despite the crowds…..most people don’t want to get sand in their nightime shoes it seems.  I perched by a shower, and had a good position to be able to steady the camera, although I had to bum-shuffle across the wet sand a bit when some people came and stood right in front of us (hence they appear in at least one of the following photos!).

A buzz of expectation in the air

Looking at the moon, as the lights dimmed, you really have to wonder if we “need” fireworks

The procession passed behind me, with its morbid drumbeat and a few scattered “Vivas” (absolutely no wonder that William Booth decided that the devil shouldn’t be the only one to have some jolly music!).  The streetlights went out.  A kind of little gasp went through the crowd.  Then silence, followed seconds later by the first glorious, colorful, exuberant burst lighting up the sky.  The show was on.

No-one reading this needs to have a firework display described.  Most of us in the “Western” world are suckers for them, no matter how many we see, and the ones in Tenerife are superb, rivalling Disney, the Olympics and most any others you can think of.  Making the fireworks is one of the few non-tourist and non-agricultural industries here.

Remember these were a first attempt when you look at the pictures, please!

If you squint  you can see is two surfer dudes who’d paddled out for a real ringside seat.  You can see them in some other shots too, but best in this one.

What I hadn’t realized was how the colors of the starbursts and sparkles would bathe the ocean, turning it from red to purple to green according to the color of the display, and how they would reflect off the wet sand as the tide trickled back from the beach.  There is a constant internal struggle if you like to snap away.  It’s making the decision between immortalizing what you see, and simply turning off the camera and enjoying the spectacle.  I tried to do a bit of both.


As the last sparkle faded and the air hung heavy with smoke, which made the nostrils twitch, and which even lay  on the tongue, the streetlights flickered back on, and Mary was reshouldered to be locked away for another year.   It would be logical to think that little will be left when the current generation of old women has died off, but the traditions of the island are so tied to religion that I wonder about that.  The young seem more eager than ever to keep traditions alive, which seems like a good thing.

You certainly can’t beat the sense of fellowship and shared enjoyment which these events bestow on their respective communities, whether that could happen without the religious element I don’t know, but I really would like to think so.  What I do know is you can get the best hotdogs eveh (sorry NY!), the tastiest pinchos and the coldest beers to round off your night.

The band hadn’t even struck up when I left, but I was supposed to be up early the next morning…..not so early that I didn’t make time to swing by my favorite ice cream parlor for a quick fix to make the night really complete though!

Party Like a Local: No 5 of 10 things to do in Tenerife which won’t cost a fortune

In my experience no-one knows how to party more than the Senegalese, but even a Senegalese friend once said to me that he’d never seen so many excuses for celebration as there are on this island! I don’t have the patience to work it out, but if you are mathematically minded, I would not be at all surprised if you could  prove that there is a fiesta or a romeria or a carnival somewhere in Tenerife every week of the year.

About Carnaval, I will try to be brief because there is, simply, too much to say, and most of it has already been said  by people far better qualified than I.  I touched on it last year, and found some YouTube videos I thought reflected the atmosphere quite well   http://islandmomma.wordpress.com/2009/02/

The Carnaval in Tenerife is the second biggest in the world, the first being in Rio.  It’s the same thing as Mardi Gras, for my American friends, which means it is the day we know as Shrove Tuesday in England (oh my gosh, when we get to eat pancakes in the UK!).  It’s also known as Fat Tuesday, because it marks the beginning of Lent, so that in days of old all fats and goodies were gobbled up before fasting before Easter.  It is hugely important here.  Banks close at 12.30 usually during Carnaval week – oh, not only in Santa Cruz, but throughout the island.  This so that revellers can sleep in the afternoons, because they will be dancing all night, getting home at dawn and a quick change before going to work.  Yes, some people do that every day for the week.  The entire celebration actually begins a couple of weeks before that, with various competitions, but moves out onto the streets in that final week.  The final act is known as the Burial of the Sardine, and after that a kind of watered down version takes place in other municipalities – Puerto de la Cruz and Los Cristianos most notably, but elsewhere too…..so much for fasting for Lent!!   There is no obligation to get legless every night.  In fact, I know lots of people who get high just on the dancing and the vibe, which makes it a very cheap night, especially if you share a car, although buses run all night to different parts of the island, which means no-one will fall asleep at the wheel, or just wait until it comes to a town near you.  Fancy dress, by the way, is optional, but indubitably adds to the fun!  And the dancing?  Salsa rules, but if you can’t it’s really easy to watch and pick up the basic steps – NOBODY will care about how good you are!

Next on the list, so far as partying goes, would be a local fiesta.  Every town on the island has one usually to mark the feast day of its patron saint.  If it’s your first year living here you will know when it’s coming up when they begin to put up the bunting at the beginning of the week, and the town square sprouts barriers, portable bars  and portaloos.  In Los Abrigos I always knew that was when it was time to move into the back bedroom for the week.

It was founder of the Salvation Army, William Booth, who wondered about why the devil should have all the best tunes, but I figure that the popes of yore knew a thing or two as well, because essentially these are supposed to be religious festivals, but the night time is devoted to music, whether it’s more salsa, folk or just plain pop .  Usually, at least on the Sunday of the week, the statues are taken from the local church, bedecked with flowers and ribbons and candles, and paraded through the streets, sometimes this happens on other days as well, and the procession is always accompanied by loud, and I mean LOUD rockets.  So far, I haven’t delved into the origin of those.  I’m betting on warding off evil spirits maybe.    In coastal towns they are taken down to the harbour and out to sea.  The idea being that they will bless the land or the ocean and bring in plentiful bounty (I wonder if anyone has told them about over-fishing in the North Atlantic?  But, hey,  I digress).  An open air mass is said before or after the procession returns, depending on where you are, or how the priest is feeling on the day.

Blessings and prayers having been taken care of, the statues are next placed so that they have a ringside seat for one of the best firework displays you will ever, ever see.  When I eventually got to go to Disney World the only thing which disappointed was the firework display in Magic Kingdom because the ones here are equally as good.  Sometimes all of that happens on the Saturday night, and is followed by a more seriously religious version during the daytime on Sunday, like I said, it depends on where you are or who’s organized it or whatever.  If you are somewhere like Los Cristianos please remember this is NOT a tourist attraction, this is part of the local culture, the fireworks are part of the celebration, and not an attraction that starts bang on time, go to Disney World if you want punctuality.    After the fireworks, there is dancing till dawn again, in the local square or designated area.

http://www.guiatenerife.com/fiestas.asp for a list of fiestas throughout the island.  You would be most unlucky to be here for a couple of weeks and not find one!

If you look at that list you will see that some fiestas are described as romerias.  Romerias to my mind are more like a harvest festival kind of celebration, although they take place throughout the year, but then the climate here means that growth is a continual thing, so that there is no harvest season as such.  Romerias, for instance, happen in inland villages, and center around a weekend procession with an agricultural theme.  Carts pulled by oxen and animals are very much part of the parade, and decorations are more, well, kind of harvest-like, as well as the usual bunting.

For me these are the best if you want a local experience, and a sense of the island’s history.  They are most definitely not aimed at tourists, but as a foreigner you are made more than welcome.  Canarians love to share their culture.  There will be ladies in Canarian dress walking around offering you bites of gofio kneaded together with nuts and honey, empanadas or local cheeses swimming in mojo (no…you’ll have to look those up or wait for when I talk about it again).  Sometimes there is an entire free meal, meatballs, rabbit stew or something authentic, although I did have paella once, and that is Spanish not Canarian.  The drink is not free, but is way cheaper than in tourist resorts of course, and sometimes there is a glass of wine included, although I suspect La Crisis will be curtailing some of these goodies this year.

Once the parade is over, mass said, and thanks given, local dance groups take over the town square to demonstrate their skills.  These Baile de Magos (peasant dances), the ladies in their dirndl skirts and the guys in their waistcoats and cummerbunds remind me of the English country dancing we used to do at school.  I suppose that somehow or other maybe all the folk culture of Europe can be connected.  After the display is over, as dusk begins to settle, a band strikes up for – guess what – dancing till dawn – again.

You will find information here about dates of romerias  http://www.todotenerife.es/index.php?sectionID=45&lang=2&s=10&ID=4934

Joining in any of these events will give you a much better idea of who Canarians really are.  I have never felt more welcome, as a stranger, than at any local romeria.

There are other one-off fiestas too, like El Día de las Tradiciones in the tiny village of Chirche, above Guia de Isora or Las Fiestas del Mayo in any town with the word cruz (cross) in its title – it’s the celebration of the Holy Cross.  If you want to check these out, and if you can manage it, try researching the Canarian sites rather than the English language ones to get a wider view, many of them, like the ones I’ve included here, now have English translations. Websites for local town halls are useful, just put in ayuntamiento guia de isora tenerife, for instance, or any other municipality and you will find the section for fiestas or community events.  Some of these sites are really excellent, modern and full of information, others are a bit lacking, but will give you some basic information which you can check with other sources.

There are also events like Noche de San Juan in June, which you won’t find on any official calendars.  On this shortest night of the year people gather around bonfires and rid themselves of the emotional or spiritual rubbish they have attracted, and make resolutions for the future.  If you have anything symbolic of the bad luck you’ve had and which is safe to burn, then you can toss it into the fire.    To signifiy your “rebirth” you jump over the fire.  Not, of course, the main bonfire, which rivals those of Guy Fawkes Night in England, but a smaller one you can make to your own specifications.  More usual, if you attend a bonfire on the beach you can wash away the evil by going for a midnight swim.  You might think sub-tropical climate, June, swim – ok, but believe me it can be chilly, so have something warm to grab when you come out!  There is some control over the larger events these days, but many are privately organized, just like the November bonfires I remember as a kid.  I’ve been going to the one in Las Galletas on the beach the last, few years, and it is amazing.  Most people take a barbeque or a picnic, and there is always music, people with guitars or African drums.  Really, it’s a senseless, fun night.  If it falls on a weeknight it will probably mostly be over by 1am, but if it’s a Friday or a Saturday expect to watch the dawn come up.

If you are visiting and are here for New Year and find the entertainment in your hotel a bit boring, then head for the town square of the nearet municipality to see what’s going on.  Here in El Médano there is the full “works” – salsa band, fireworks (of course) and bars selling drink and food…..and need I add, dancing till dawn :=)

There is more, things have come to me as I’ve been typing, but, quite honestly you’ll get too bored to read any further.  If you are living here – ask around, check the town hall, the local newspapers for dates, and if you are coming to visit then check these things out online.  It really doesn’t cost a bomb to have a good time!

This post was part of a series, here are the others:

Be a beach bum!

Take a drive through the Teide National Park

Barbeque in the “Great Outdoors”

Mooch the Markets

Party like a local!

Follow local sports

Free Summer concerts

Try Shanks’s Pony!