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Never Rule Out the Tourist Stuff

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The crunching sound you hear is me – eating my hat, as in “I’ll eat my hat if I ever step foot inside ******* (insert appropriate name) because it’s only for tourists.

This week I did that twice – in the same day, and, guess what – fun and giggles all day! One of the negative things about having a blog is that everything is viewed as fodder. “Hmmm what can I write about this?” “Will so-and-so mind if I use this embarrassing but charming picture of her/him?” “Do I need to take an extra lens?” and, most importantly, “Is there wi-fi here?”  Whilst I love doing it (NO reason to do so if I don’t!) it becomes, at some point, a kind of responsibility rather than pure enjoyment.

Is there Wi-Fi here?

Is there Wi-Fi here?

I don’t write about tourist stuff, at least not the promoted stuff. That’s because a) I tend to stay away from busy and over-hyped places and b) Scads have already been written about these places, and I never intended this blog to be a “Guide to the Islands” more a personal memoir of places, people and events. There are several excellent blogs and pages about Tenerife, for instance, which I listed on my links page.

Soooooo…….  for a day out with the girls last Friday, to two very touristic places,  I was there to enjoy, and didn’t have any intentions of writing anything. In fact, I took hardly any photos. Most of the ones on this post were taken by my friend, Colleen.

Exploring a mini jungle?

Exploring a mini jungle?

That said, I feel moved to say “Never rule out the tourist stuff!”

Our day began not too early, 9.30 to be exact. Driving south to the much busier north we missed the Santa Cruz/La Laguna rush hour (although on TF5 – the autopista which links Santa Cruz with places north folk weren’t so lucky) .

Tip number one:  Be early or be late to miss the gridlock around the cities.

We arrived at our brunch destination, El Monasterio in the Orotava Valley with perfect timing around 10.30. It opens at 10, so, you know. not so early they’re not properly organized, but not so late that it’s full.

El Monasterio is a bit of a curiosity. The original building was, as you probably guessed, a monastery, which was acquired and renovated by the present owners in the early 1990s. Additions have been made, but very much in keeping with the look and ambience of the historical part of the complex. Their website doesn’t do them any favors and there isn’t enough information around the place describing its history for me (ack ….. I have to be so picky!), but its atmosphere is delightful, even on a busy day (and the previous  time I was there was a Sunday and busy!). Friday, having been chosen very deliberately, was quiet.

Tip number two: Friday is a good day for personal excursions. It’s changeover day for both Russians and Brits (probably other nationalities too, but those form the bulk of excusion-istas) which means less buses on the roads, less crowds at the eateries and places where the excursion buses and jeep safaris stop.

El Monasterio serves brunch in one of its four restaurants, El Mirador. Mirador means a vantage point or viewing platform (doesn’t sound nearly as nice in English, does it?) What that means is that, as we ate, a huge swathe of the Orotava Valley, down to the blue Atlantic, lay before us. It’s a much-vaunted fact that Alexander von Humboldt heaped high praise on a this landscape during his stop on the island en route to the Americas in the late 18th century, and back then they didn’t come any more traveled than he! I would give a fair amount to be able to travel back in time to see the view as it was then, minus the hundreds of buildings which now inhabit its hillsides. Even with them, it’s spectacular. Add to this white cane furniture and crisp, check cloths and you have a feeling of the elegance of the 30s.

Colleen, Linda and Val and that amazing view

Colleen, Linda and Val and that amazing view

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The brunch menu is limited but good, and has an unusual star – the bread basket! In the best tradition of monasteries as self-sufficient complexes the restaurant serves its own bread, which you can also buy in their shop (if this is beginning to sound a bit like a theme park, well, you’re not far wrong). There is variety, something for everyone I think, so long as you can tolerate gluten! The rest of the food, including a glass of cava (and how better to start a day out?) is nice, not to rave over, but, you know, nice.

This has to be entitled, "Will that be one egg or two, ma'am" or "How fresh can lunch be?"

This has to be entitled, “Will that be one egg or two, ma’am” or “How fresh can lunch be?”

Afterwards you amble off your indulgence around the sloping grounds which are a mixture of farmyard and gardens, and where peacocks and chickens stalk your progress. Actually, even before our stroll on Friday, a bold fowl strutted into the restaurant and went around the tables begging. I had seen this before, when I lunched in the restaurant in the central patio (luscious sausages and meats btw), but never in El Mirador. Quite what the EU inspectors would make of it I don’t know, but it’s fun, and I presume that they use countless eggs for those brunches so they aren’t there just for entertainment.

Not what you expect to find roosting in your trees!

Not what you expect to find roosting in your trees!

Can you stand the cuteness???

Can you stand the cuteness???

There is a section of the grounds closed off by a small, wooden gate, where ducks (Muscovy, Mallard and Pekin to the best of my knowledge – which is not very vast), ponies and other animals run around….something like a petting zoo, except you can’t get near enough to pet the ponies, and right now the ducks and chickens all have young, so they are not exactly….er…..friendly!

See what I mean?!

Full of brunchy goodness, trunk stashed with a mile-long loaf (which they kindly divided into 3 for us, honestly it was that big, and I still wasn’t thinking of taking snaps really!) and wine, we departed for Pueblo Chico, about five minutes away. The place we found efficiently, the parking was another matter.

Tip Number Three: Always question the signs – they are put up by folk who already know where they are and how they got there, who don’t stop to realize that others don’t!

Next month will mark 26 years of living on this island for me, and all this time I have resisted visiting Pueblo Chico. I think my kids may have had a school trip once, so I saw myself as being spared the traipse around a miniature village – I mean, didn’t they disappear some time in the Swinging 60s? With all the bounty of this island I wondered why I would want to visit a manmade kiddies’ attraction?

Well, as you can see from the snaps below……many thanks, Colleen!…….wrong!  Hence the hat eating. It’s a tribute to Tenerife and other Canary Islands in miniature. It’s been there a long time now, and is showing its age a bit. It could do with a lick of paint or just a good clean up, but it was loads of fun! It made me feel like a kid again, in the same way Disney does (and I am a HUGE Disney World fan!) I wasn’t so much taken with the miniatures themselves (but that’s just me) as with the odd fun things, like those mirrors which make you look stretched out or like a Telly Tubby – hmmm……ok, so that wasn’t the mirror, that was just me :( , or the giant chair so that when you sit in it you look shrunken.

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I’d already gotten that Alice in Wonderland feeling from the enormous plants around the place. It’s a feeling I first had when I visited the Botanical Gardens in Puerto de la Cruz years ago. Remember how Alice drank the bottle which shrank her? That’s how it sometimes feels when you walk through a garden here, composed of plants you used to keep on the window sill back in UK! And then how about all the lizards who whipped in and out of “houses” and rocks…..if they were to scale they would definitely have been Gozilla!

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So, of course, now I am feeling that I deprived my kids of this silly/happy experience when they were little!

To top off the day, Val knew a  restaurant which is almost opposite to Pueblo Chico, named Tito’s Bodegita, one of those marvelous old properties with courtyards which have been turned into clever nooks for eating. Not so much with the tourists here, it was early for dinner, late for lunch, and the other tables seemed to be occupied by locals. It was the sort of place you want to wander around and ask questions about, but they were busy preparing for a wedding reception, and, wow, but what a gorgeous place to do that! After the large brunch we weren’t exactly starving but we managed to force down a plate of their special chicken (secret recipe, darn it!).

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You guys know I often say that Tenerife never ceases to amaze me, and I might say that even more of this wee excursion. It was almost pure tourism and a very lazy day, but really was a barrel of laughs……for which, of course, my gratitude goes to the lovely company I had….thanks, girls!

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Loving island life and exploring the freedoms Third Age brings: Challenging myself every day: writing, traveling, snapping pix, running & teaching ESL

18 thoughts on “Never Rule Out the Tourist Stuff

  1. Looks like you had a ball! Thanks for the “AAwwwww” moment with the baby ducks – and how wonderful to see such JOY as you all leap off the wall! :)

    • LOL! I have no idea which time that was. Colleen couldn’t quite get the effect she wanted…..I rather think it was me jumping forward instead of upward, now that I see the photo! Aren’t the chicks just adorable!

  2. I do hope you haven’t eaten your very natty straw ‘trilby’ that would be such a loss. how nice to have a girly day doing stuff you would normally avoid too. your local knowledge helps you chose the right day and time as well as a spectacular brunch spot. parking is a problem anywhere these days.
    the Muscovy duck shaking his/her tail is amusing, when the sort of ‘mirror’ behaviour starts to happen, like I can do this can you? – must surely boil down to sexual behaviour, its always either sex or food in the animal kingdom in general!

    • Ah the hat is not long for this world in any event, already falling to bits!

      The duck behavior was totally fascinating. Guessing it was some sort of sexual thing, but then they were all “giving it plenty” at one time!

  3. It looks as though you all had a great day out! I’m glad that you decided to write about it – you never really get the true feel of a place from a tourist brochure. Now, would you like some salsa on that hat?

    • LOL! Salsa with everything por supuesto! You may have hit the nail on the head about why I feel as I do about my blog. Well, normally you wouldn’t read about 4 middle-aged women acting like kids, would you?! So I guess I found out it wasn’t only for children :) Many thanks for commenting!

  4. Living in a tourist area it’s easy to miss the places “tourists” go because you are working or dealing with day to day life. One of the best holidays I ever had was when I won a weekend in a hotel about 1/2 mile from home. Saw things from a totally different perspective, and had a brilliant time!. Looks like you had a great time too :-)

    • Believe me there are few worse holiday snobs than I! Not in the spending money sense, but in the not wanting to do what the crowd does sense! But it was a useful lesson. We should always have an eye open for a new angle on anything in life. I can get just as closed-minded about NOT being a tourist as the average grockle can about not shifting from his sunbed! Mind you, a half mile in the Lakes can take you a world away from the crowds, can’t it!! Many thanks for your comment!

  5. You described it all beautifully (as usual!) and now I have it firmly etched into my hard drive as well as my heart and mind! You´re welcome to as many photos as you want from me, so long as you carry on giving so much pleasure with your words! Thanks Linda.

  6. Aww thanks! It was the best giggle in ages!!

  7. Thank you for this very entertaining article and for all your lovely photographs of the island we have come to love in the 4 years we have visited relatives who live in Costa del Silencio. Hopefully we can organise a visit to El Monasterio this year.

    • And thank you, both for reading and for commenting – I’m so glad you love this island as much I as I do! Oh you must go! I would love to go and see that view in the evening, but it’s quite a long way to drive back. Perhaps in winter when darkness falls earlier. I’ve done brunch and lunch, and both have been excellent experiences, but it’s the place itself and the views which make it special.

  8. Great post, Linda, looks like you all had a very silly time :) It’s funny, we don’t think of El Monasterio as a touristy place, just somewhere special to go for a champagne brunch but I know what you mean about its vaguely ‘theme park’ look. But the view is spectacular.
    Love the pics, Colleen :)

  9. I know what you mean because I’ve always chosen times and days carefully, but it’s on the tour bus itineraries, hence chosing a Friday. We were advised by someone we know very well :) who works with the excursion companies. Probably, actually, they go at times we “workers” don’t – midweek lunch times? My theme park comparison was utterly complimentary because I am one of Disney World’s biggest fans, and it made me feel the same way inside!

  10. I agree, it definitely provides Disney moments :)
    Thank goodness we’ve been lucky enough never to have encountered the tour buses, perhaps they go to one of the other restaurants rather than El Mirador. We often take visitors there for a last day, brunch treat, it always goes down well.

  11. just to cheer you up a bit more. today I walked from Grasmere up to Easedale tarn and back down the side of Sour Milk Ghyll. hot and sunny with blue skies and hardly a breeze. meadows full of buttercups and plenty of birdsong everywhere too. know you love it and wanted to reciprocate. a great day with a girlfriend and lots of chatting and catching up, plus late lunch in Miller Howe café. ta da!

  12. Sometimes tourist attractions are popular because they’re fun lol. And you girls certainly seem to have had a really fun time!!

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